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Boss SMS Jokes
Jokes are those wonderful and compact compositions
that can make anyone burst into laughter. It is very necessary for every
individual to have a hearty laugh, in order to endeavor the upcoming
difficulties of life. The lighter moments which you enjoy with your
loved one are always cherished throughout your life. So, if you wish to
ease the tension from your boss' life and want him to forget the humdrum
of work, send some rib tickling SMS jokes to him. Go through the list of
funny and humorous SMS given below and send one of them to your Boss.
SMS Jokes for Boss
- To err is human.
To forgive is against company policy.
- I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it.
Mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
- After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a
job as a historian, until I realized there was no future in it.
- I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance
company, but the work was just too draining.
- Our policy is to always blame the computer.
- A computer DOES save time at work. I can play solitaire without
having to spend all that time shuffling real cards.
- Lampner's Law of Employment: When leaving work late, you will go
unnoticed. When you leave work early, you will meet the boss in the
parking lot.
- I earn a seven-figure salary. Unfortunately, there's a decimal
point involved.
- Murphy's Law: Office equipment that has broken down will work
perfectly when the repairman arrives.
- I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't
live on my net income.
- Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
We are the 1st option!
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